Desperate and depressed…this is how I looked like when I came home, after spending a long day searching for a job. What hassle… visited several institutions that can meet with my qualifications. But in vain, nothing rings the bell.
What to do??? Getting onto internet, googling for a while, checking on news, and what happening around the world, that could be distraction and inspiring too. Oh yah, I got it !!!
A lot of ideas were racing in my mind, but finally found on a great idea inspired by news I have read. The first new was:” Ramsfield had mentioned and stressed in his autobiography, that he paid 200 million dollar, for Ayato Allah Sistany, to help him to invade Iraq, and issues fatwas, prohibit fighting the Americans in Iraq”.And that was in the biggest religious deal, in the history of humanity. Former president Georg Bush, was pleased, because Sistany has accepted the gift.”
Another scoop: In Egypt, Assem Abd el Majed, the preacher of al Jama`a al Islamia( who has killed dozens of victims) was involved in the demonstration along, with 18 automatic rifles, and 40 thousand pounds. These money is a part of fatwas price that issued by the mufty of al jamaà al Islamia. The content of the fatwa, was allow the stealing the gold of the Christians traders!
Wow, how great are fatawas !!!
Then I cursed the secularism, and decided not to align myself with the oppressed peoples, neither for humanitarian issues, nor to the values of the cultural freedom of opinion, or to the freedom of conscience. Let go to hell all the principles and ethics, and good-bye secularism, how stupid I was all my life.
Niqab, Niqab… get me a nigab now, that is the solution. Halleluya halleluya, I need my mobile cell now!!!
I will wear the niqab, and travel to religious city, to learn religion, and jurisprudence properly, and work in the trade of fatawas, it is convenient and profitable. I know there are ready made fatawas, and other ready on demand as requested by the dictators. And for each fatwa has a certain price according to their importance.
Anyway, I`m very satisfied now, to be rightly guided. I prepared my cup of bitter coffee to drink a toast of my new post, and the VIP person I will be! And how the leaders, will race asking me to issue the fatawas. I will drive the people to the elections, or let them boycotting it. Prohibition or licit, will be according to my mood and my advantage… Thanks God, who inspired me the way to my happiness and comfort!
In the midst of this euphoric state of mind. A conscience woke me up alerting me , I am a woman! Are women allowed to issue fatawas? This is the question!! No No No…
There must be a solution: AMERICA ! I shall go to Mrs Clinton, presenting my proposal of being the first woman issuing fatawas. And I take upon myself to issue all the fatawas that serve the advantage of the American nation, as it helps our oppressed people!!
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